I would tell you that this is the most terrifying and magnificent tale of adventure you'll ever read. That things that have no place or right in our world exist and thrive somewhere else. I would tell you all about this place, but these wonders need much more than a few opening lines.
Let me first tell you about a story I was told by my grandmother, a beautiful lady whose mind seemed to float like a kite on the wind. A swashbuckler in life, she always had a magical tale to tell, but it was in her flickering thoughts through her final years that sprang sumptuous stories and one in particular always stood with me.